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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.