Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B