Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

A start.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.