Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!