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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!