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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!