What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit