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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!