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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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In ARRgentina.

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They only have one I.

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He drove people bananas!

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!