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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!