What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!