How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.