How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.