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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping