What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me