Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)