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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: