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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself