How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator