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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!