Marry it.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
An elephant disguised as a banana!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Bad memory.
About six drinks
About 8 pints