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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.