How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Watching the soft spot move.

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Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.