How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.