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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope