How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.