Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.