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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!