Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next