April Sale - 20% Off

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.