Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity