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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity