Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.