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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.