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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!