What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit