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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.