Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do divers fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.