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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.