Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

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Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!