What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.