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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.