What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.