March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Previous Random Joke Next

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.