What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's