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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.