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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.