Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough