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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.