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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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