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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.