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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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