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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.