What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.