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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft