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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.