What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!