What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."