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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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Can't complain

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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CGI Friday's.

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."