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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."