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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.