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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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The Hydraulic Press

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.