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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.