What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.