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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.