What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.