What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Because he was coffin...

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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The Hydraulic Press

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.