What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!