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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

News Jokes More News Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!