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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

News Jokes More News Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte