What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

News Jokes More News Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.