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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

News Jokes More News Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist