What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Gonorrhea Jokes More Gonorrhea Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!