Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Because he plays with pooh.

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Because Americans don't play it.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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A sentrypede.