Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.