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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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He plays golf.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.