Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before