Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.