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Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Slow Clap Jokes More Slow Clap Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte