Gonorrhea Jokes

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Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Slow Clap Jokes More Slow Clap Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Syphilis Jokes More Syphilis Jokes