Gonorrhea Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.