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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."