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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.