Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.