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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.