Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.