Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.