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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.