What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!