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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.