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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...