What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...