How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.