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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.