What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.