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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.