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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine