What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.