How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent