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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

Break Lightbulb Jokes More Break Lightbulb Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

American President Jokes More American President Jokes

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.