Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents