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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents