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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...