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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.