What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS