Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.