Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich