Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.