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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.