Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!