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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer