What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.