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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer