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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.