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Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin