Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.