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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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84% of their dna

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1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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We both burn gas.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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It is when the blind try to read your face

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.