Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.