What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.