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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.