How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.