How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.