How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!