How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.