How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.