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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.