Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.