What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)