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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.