Frog Finger Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.