Frog Finger Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

You might also enjoy:

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

Slimy Jokes More Slimy Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner