Frog Finger Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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What ham I

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Because they don't have any feet!

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Slimy Jokes More Slimy Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.