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Frog Finger Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

Slimy Jokes More Slimy Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"