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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.