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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.