Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.