How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.