How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches