How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches