A little fish that smells like fingers.
A can of people!
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
You make me flip my lid.
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Wonton endangerment.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
A Refrigerator
LINE IT!
A graduated cylinder!
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
A submarine
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
So the can smell like big girls!
Because it's full of bad yolks.