Sardine Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Stupid Fish Jokes More Stupid Fish Jokes

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.