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Sardine Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger