What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.