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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.