What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.