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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.