What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.