Mexican Guy Jokes

Because of hispanic attacks..

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He had -ity!

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Juan on Juan.

For hispanic attacks...

An argumentative ese

His verdict.

Get off me homes.

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He had a loco motive.

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

He worked for a special branch.

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

At yeast he's a fungi.

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Changing attire.

A car-brrrrr-etor

Rich... Also an ambulance.

An ambulance.

Nacho cheese.

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

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