Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!