Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.