Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.