Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!