Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!