Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!